60 Funny Fitness Quotes To Crack Up Your Gym Buddies

When your workout is getting serious and you can see your buddy’s vein bulging in effort or a friend straining to lift weights and get the set done, cracking a joke can be the best way to lighten up the mood.

Having a few laughs with your buddy during a gym session can also make your workout so much more enjoyable. Your fitness friend may lose some concentration, but it will reset the atmosphere and make it less solemn.

Where Can A Funny Fitness Quote Be Used?

Humor can be incorporated anytime as you work out. Crack a few jokes, get a few laughs, and warm up for your best workout to get the most out of your exercise. The sudden and unexpected outburst of you cracking up a funny quote can be welcoming during a strenuous workout.

Funny fitness quotes can make the environment more fun, while also offering a tiny grain of truth and reality. These funny fitness quotes can also indirectly motivate and can help release your pent-up frustration.

60 Funniest Fitness Quotes


#1. “The only BS I need in my life is burpees and squats.
#2. “Life has its ups and downs, and we call them squats.
#3. “I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.
#4. “Sweat is your fat crying.
#5. “It’s my workout, and I’ll cry if I want to.
#6. “Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
#7. “Sore? Tired? Out of breath? Good! It’s working.
#8. “I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
#9. “My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
#10. “Exercise is the poor man’s plastic surgery.
#11. “I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
#12. “Whenever I hear the dirty word ‘exercise,’ I wash my mouth with chocolate!”
#13. “If that dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
#14. “Life is short. Lift heavy things.
#15. “Friday night party at the gym with my mates: barbell and dumbbell.
#16. “Weights before dates.
#17. “Education is important, but big biceps are more important.
#18. “I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed, and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. It was very dangerous.
#19. “My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging.
#20. “My brain, skin, and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have eternal life.
#21. “At the gym, I’m like a ninja. You’ll never see me there.
#22. “My favorite machine at the gym is the television.
#23. “I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to work out.
#24. “Hustle for that muscle.
#25. “Goal Weight: One Chin.
#26. “Squat till you walk funny.
#27. “Biceps don’t grow on trees.
#28. “Squats? I thought you said shots!
#29. “Sweat like a pig to look like a wolf.
#30. “It’s not swagger. I’m just sore.
#31. “Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
#32. “Keep your squats low and your standards high.
#33. “May the booty get fatter and the belly flatter. Amen.
#34. “Body Type: Works out but says yes to tacos.
#35. “Does refuse to go to the gym count as resistance training?
#36. “I wear black when I work out because it’s a funeral for my fat.
#37. “I love my six-pack so much that I protect it with a layer of fat.
#38. “Hakuna Masquata. It means nice booty for the rest of your days.
#39. “Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I could skip the gym.
#40. “Diet Tips: Your pants won’t get too tight if you don’t wear any.
#41. “When I feel like exercising, I just lie down until the feeling goes away.
#42. “The awkward moment when you wear Nike’s and can’t do it.
#43. “Don’t listen to your inner fatty. She’s an evil witch! She misses cupcakes.
#44. “If you think a minute goes by really fast, you’ve never been on a treadmill.
#45. “I do ten sit-ups every morning to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.
#46. “My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch, and I call it lunch.
#47. “Take the admission to the gym to avoid admission to the hospital.
#48. “If you want to fit in your swimsuit this summer, act like your computer: Don’t accept cookies.
#49. “Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does; I think of jogging every day.
#50. “Nothing is more profound than love except my squat. My squat is deeper than any of your freaking emotions.
#51. “I’m sorry about what I said during burpees.
#52. “I just don’t think I need steel buns. With buns of cinnamon, I’d be healthier.
#53. “I think that tossing and turning at night should be considered exercise!
#54. “I used to sprint, but my glass kept slipping out of the ice cubes.
#55. “I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
#56. “My definition of exercise is a nice brisk sitting.
#57. “The thing with jogging is that it’s too hard to walk back by the time you know you’re not in shape for it.
#58. “I tell them that I do crunches every day, particularly Captain Crunch and Nestle Crunch, when people ask me if I exercise.
#59. “If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most.
#60. “I promise I am a lot nicer than my ‘resting gym face’.