82 Funny Quotes on Hot Weather to Beat the Heat

Summertime is a time for enjoying the heat and having fun. It’s a time to hold beach parties, family gatherings, and many other festivities. Therefore, it’s a perfect time to amuse your loved ones and friends with some fun hot weather quotes as you enjoy the fun.

If you don’t have some hilarious quotes on hot weather to share with your friends and relatives this summer, this article offers you 82 funny quotes on hot weather to beat the heat.

82 Funny Quotes on Hot Weather


1. “August is a month when if it is hot weather it is really very hot.”- Gertrude Stein
2. “Happiness is a day at the pool.” – Unknown
3. “Wind is God’s way of balancing heat.” – Unknown
4. “Hot weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”- Jerome K. Jerome
5. “In a relationship with Air Conditioner.” – Unknown
6. “Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.” – Unknown
7. “Happiness depends more on your attitude than on your environment.” – Unknown
8. “Did the hole in the ozone layer just get bombed?” – unknown
9. “When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen
10. “Ice is most welcome in a cold drink on a hot day.” – Unknown
11. “You know it is hot when even the dog starts to melt.” – Unknown
12. “Thanks to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanks to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim
13. “The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF.” – Unknown
14. “Hot weather makes it easier for teens to lose their clothes and have fun.” – Unknown
15. “Dear weather, stop showing off… We know you’re HOT!!!” – Unknown
16. “What does one wear when it’s as hot as fried hell outside?” – Unknown
17. “I’m not into cold weather, I like warm weather.” – Amos Lee
18. “But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles
19. “I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.” – Unknown
20. “I say… it’s so hot! The hens are picking up worms with potholders!” – Unknown
21. “It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan
22. “Happiness is… a glass of cold water after a walk home in hot weather.” – Unknown
23. “What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie
24. “This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand.” – Unknown
25. “When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.” – Unknown
26. “People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
27. “Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.” – Unknown
28. “It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman
29. “What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen
30. “I’m ready for flip-flops, warmer weather, sunshine, blooming flowers, birds singing, and green grass.” – Unknown
31. “Hot weather taken a test to a person how much the person has cool temperatures.” – Sanjukta Pal
32. “I like hot weather. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.” — Freddie Highmore
33. “Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.” – Unknown
34. “The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.” – Unknown
35. “If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa
36. “Whether the weather be cold, whether the weather be hot, we’ll be together whatever the weather whether we like it or not.” – Unknown
37. “Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith
38. “People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale
39. “Hot weather opens the skull of the sky, exposing its white brain, and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb.” – Unknown
40. “It’s that time of year when some people will say “It’s too hot for coffee”. These people do not understand coffee they are not to be trusted.” – Unknown
41. “Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton
42. “Surely, anyway, a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take, day in, day out, and particularly so in hot weather.” – Unknown
43. “Hot weather brings out snakes and slaveholders, and I like one class of the venomous creatures as little as I do the other.”- Harriet Ann Jacobs
44. “I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbor’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.” – Unknown
45. “The heat made all crazy. They woke from their damp bedsheets and went in search of a glass of water, surprised to find that when their vision cleared.” – Unknown
46. “I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.” — Kellie Elmore
47. “It was the driest season the island had ever known. The heat which had accumulated during the long days still seemed to hover over the city, stifling its inhabitants.” – Unknown
48. “Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz
49. “Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.” — Debasish Mridha
50. “The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard
51. “Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” – Rita Rudner
52. “Summer has set in with its usual severity.
53. “Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating, there’s really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
54. “Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker
55. “A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” – James Dent
56. “If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.” — Katie Lee
57. “What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck
58. “It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” – Walter Winchell
59. “The month of August had turned into a griddle where the days just lay there and sizzled.” – Sue Monk Kid
60. “Summer afternoon — summer afternoon; to me, those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.” —Henry James
61. “I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
62. “One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.” — Jeannette Walls
63. “I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.” ― Michelle Franklin
64. “A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan
65. “A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer
66. “When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.” — Taylor Swift
67. “Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” – Sam Keen
68. “It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.” – Anna Godbersen
69. “Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.” – Regina Brett
70. “Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan.” – Paul Dini
71. “I’m pretty sure some humans were meant to hibernate all summer. I’m sure that I’m one of those humans. Wake me up in October!” – Unknown
72. “Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ― Nora Ephron
73. “Ice within my heart / Feels like the icicles hanging / I miss summertime.” – Jean Elizabeth Ward
74. “The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So, we sat in the house. All that cold, cold, wet day.” – Dr. Seuss
75. “People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
76. “True, the sun and the wind inspire. But the rain has an edge. Who, after all, dreams of dancing in the dust? Or kissing in the bright sun?” – Cynthia Barnett
77. “Dear weather, stop showing off. We know you’re hot!” – Unknown
78. “During this heatwave, please remember to dress for the body you have, not the body you want.” – Unknown
79. “Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.” – Hal Borland
80. “It isn’t the heat, it’s the humility.” – Yogi Berra
81. “Wind is God’s way of balancing heat.” – Joe Barton
82. “One upside of the heat. Kind of cool to see a cat pant.” – Jonah Goldberg